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Curse Your Enemy Contest!

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  1. pogosan

    pogosan Developer Developer

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    Since Fin and Igor are working on improving all the sounds in the game, it obviously includes Voice Commands as well. While usual commands like "Hello" or "Attack" are quite easy to come up with, there is something that requires an extraordinary knowledge of language - curses.

    Since the team is multicultural, not everyone is eligible to give suggestions, so we decided to let you share your favorite English curses or mockeries!

    There are 3 characters that will have their own sets of commands, and you're free to make suggestions for every one of them, but please specify which character a suggestion is for. Characters are:
    • Nosy nobleman.
    • Old experienced foot soldier.
    • An odd looking, slightly insane archer.
    You're free to make an unlimited number of suggestions for curses and mockery, but keep in mind that this contest is mostly for fun, so there will be no prizes other than glory of saying "Hey, I suggested that curse!".

    Please don't suggest class or equipment specific commands like "My bow costs more than your castle, you dumb oak" or "You are so fat, you wouldn't notice if I stabbed you with my spear"! Even though characters have their background (melee soldier, archer), please don't assume they use swords or bows.


    Even though all suggestions will be reviewed and rewarded (with glory), suggestions from native English speakers will have priority when choosing them for the game.
     
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  2. Fox

    Fox Squire Community Champion

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    Old Experienced foot soldier:
    • 'Tis but a scratch
    • All hail the god of wine and tits ! jk jk
    • Stand away and let real men fight
    • Haha what do we have here, a little bitch?
    • Huh just a flesh wound
    • Did you just shite yourself?
    • Your mother is driggle-draggle
    • Another fopdoodle will soon die
    Nosy Nobleman:
    • You filthy yaldson
    • Another hedge-born with a deathwish
    -Russian-
    • Ты грязный фермер
    An odd looking, slightly insane archer:
    • Stop running into my arrows haha / Why are you running into my arrows? haha
     
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  3. LordPatata

    LordPatata Peasant Community Champion

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    nosy nobleman:
    you filthy peasants!
    you better serve me wine instead of wasting your time on the battlefield!
     
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  4. Emil

    Emil Peasant

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    Hands on your weapon, you debauchee!
     
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  5. Ouki

    Ouki Moderator Moderator

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    Nosy Noblemen- 'Damn you vile beggar!' 'street rat' 'commoner' 'filthy' 'maggot'
    Experienced solider- 'It'll take one hundred more years for the likes of you to defeat me' 'is that all you got' 'bundle of sticks' 'greenhorn' 'pussy' 'coward' 'wanker'
    Insane archer- 'bellend' 'cock-gobbler' 'dickhead' 'listen here you twat' 'stupid cunt' 'you look deceased' 'bumboy' 'ringlicker' 'fruit' 'poofter' 'arsemuncher' 'knobend' 'douche-bag'

    Some for now :)))
     
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  6. Yak

    Yak Knight Community Champion

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    Ha you fool! You've wasted your time grinding for gear on a dead game!
     
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  7. pogosan

    pogosan Developer Developer

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    Please no equipment specific curses, players might be using just clothes for example.
     
  8. Cyber

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    I'm as pretty as a princess but honey, you get on my bad side and I'll mess you up, my daddy raised me tough
     
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  9. Yak

    Yak Knight Community Champion

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    Some serious ones then, think they can apply to any of the presets so pick and choose I guess:


    Knave!
    Blaggard!
    Fool!
    Court Jester!
    Skamelar! (
    scoundrel)
    Hedge-born! (low born)


     
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  10. Vodac [S0ULT241N]

    Vodac [S0ULT241N] Peasant

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    Sard = Sex "Sard your hand."
    Swive = Sex "Swive my blade."
    Arse = Ass "Arsehole"
    Yard = Dick "Yardcop" dick head.
    Cunt= Has not changed in 1000 years. Vagin "Eat Cunt pie."
    duck= Hit "Windfuck" Cant hit somthing or hitting at the wind.
    This are english curse around 13th century i think if armor and weapons are from this time our emots / taunts should be also.
     
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  11. Creuzet

    Creuzet Squire

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    That's all I got.

    Nosy nobleman:
    Imbecile! Cretin! Son of a mutt/sow!
    Peasants, pheasants, it doesn't matter!
    I see they let jesters/beggars take up arms!
    The grace and skill of a cow and almost as clever!
    You couldn't win a battle against a flock of sheep!

    Old, experienced foot soldier:
    Tosser! Twat! Halfwit! Pansy!

    The archer:
    Why are so many eager to be arrow fodder?
    They're just bundles of sticks, bundles of sticks...
    Such a waste! One arrow alone is worth more than a dozen of them.
     
  12. Lewenstag

    Lewenstag Peasant

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    Nosy Noblemen
    • Dirty heathens!
    • Oh hello! I met your wife just last night...
    • Good god man! What are you doing!
    • eeerrrgh, you smell worse than a fishwife!
    • Unwashed bastards!
    • Urrgh, you're bleeding all over me stop it
    Veteran Footman
    • You know what they say, if you don't use it you lose it ;)
    • Does anyone recognise this head?
    • You fight like a girl!
    • Bloody duck-wit
    • Gory damn, you almost scratched me that time
    • I think your head looks better off
    • Fool! You're holding that wrong!
    • I don't fight women. *pause* You're a man!? *laughter* Fooled me!
    Slightly insane archer
    • Hey you! yeah you! would you like to become hole-y? Get it?! HOLEY
    • Whoops! sorry! does that hurt?
    • Can I have that back please?
     
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  13. Wrath of Mara

    Wrath of Mara Squire Community Champion

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    insane archer "there once was a skull that was mine for the taking"
     
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  14. Peedeoo7

    Peedeoo7 Peasant

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    An odd looking, slightly insane archer.
    Liken that acupuncture?
    Surely a few little twigs can't put you down?
    This is much better than the archery range! *laugh* Why did I not do this sooner?
    Nosy nobleman.
    You look almost as deformed as your wife!
    Lowborn!
    Who taught you? Oh wait, no-one! Hahaha!
    Old experienced foot soldier.
    Prepare to meet your maker!
    Sheep for the slaughter!
    How did you end up here?
     
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  15. Fin

    Fin Peasant

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    Oh wow. This thread is gold. :D
    Keep em coming lads!
     
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  16. Wrath of Mara

    Wrath of Mara Squire Community Champion

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    insane archer "they don't know, once they get close, its tic tac toe, 3 lads laying on the floor"
    "oh i hope you didn't need that eye! what am i saying? you're dead!"

    nosy nobleman - "a bug is a bug"

    veteran - "there won't be a heart left beating"
    - "I can't wait to start killing"
    - "among the patterns of blood i awaken"
     
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  17. pogosan

    pogosan Developer Developer

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    Guys, even if it's an archer character, please don't assume he's using a bow, it's just his background.
     
  18. Randwig

    Randwig Squire Community Champion

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    "You can go sard yourself and the horse you rode in on."
    "You halfwhit bastard-son of a whore."
    "By god's bones i'll rip your head off."
    "you'll make an ugly trophy."
    "I'll wear your boots tomorrow"
    "Run or die"
    "Oh,you shat yourselve."
     
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  19. Creuzet

    Creuzet Squire

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    I got others for the veteran.

    Look at this pathetic runt!
    Why don't you just end yourself so I won't waste my time!
    Careful, bastard! You might hit your father!
    The gods could fight besides you and you'd still fall!
    I'll send your head to your family!
     
  20. Vovka

    Vovka Peasant

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