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BAH! - Bizarre and Hideous Contest

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by pogosan, Oct 17, 2017.

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Who is your favorite contestant?

Poll closed Sunday at 4:50 PM.
  1. 1. King Ferdnand

    5 vote(s)
    13.2%
  2. 2. Fox

    9 vote(s)
    23.7%
  3. 3. Patata

    12 vote(s)
    31.6%
  4. 4. Wombacher

    10 vote(s)
    26.3%
  5. 5. Malecar

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
  1. pogosan

    pogosan Developer Developer

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    BAH!
    Bizarre and Hideous
    Community Contest




    Welcome to BAH!
    BAH! is a fun community event, which doesn't involve any form of combat. The main requirement for winning is to have the most bizarre and hideous character, so I'm sure many of you could instantly apply!


    How to apply
    • Create the most bizarre and hideous character.
    • Find a good spot in the game and take a picture.
    • Post your in-game (Steam) name with the picture in this thread.

    Everyone is free to apply with their characters, but only 10 will be selected to take part in the contest! If there are 2 or more characters that look very similar, the first one to apply will be chosen. Accepted contestants will be notified.



    How to take part (if accepted)

    • Join The Arena mode in "Europe" region.
    • Go to the tavern; Ask a passerby how to get there.
    • Wait for your name to be announced.
    • Walk from the beginning of the stage to the end and back.

    Event will take place on October 26th, at 5:00 pm UTC (19:00 CEST). Please don't be late, since the event will continue anyway. You will simply have to wait in the tavern until your name is announced in the chat. Then it's your turn to be a star!



    How to win
    • Have the most bizarre and hideous character.
    • Walk on the stage as ridiculously as you can.
    • Do your special moves.
    • Be friends with devs.

    The event will be recorded with every participant. It will later be added to the official YouTube channel, and every player will be able to vote for their favorite contestant. Whoever receives the most votes will be granted a special in-game title, gold, and other prizes. Not to mention fame and glory!


    Start applying now!
    You will have exactly 1 week to send your applications
    The contest will then take place on 26th, at 5:00 pm UTC
     
    Last edited: Nov 5, 2017
  2. Kitty Kat

    Kitty Kat Peasant

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    Did someone say Farquad cosplay? (or Tyrion Lannister)
    I get all the ladies with my forehead....TRUST ME.


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    Just look at the handsome man with his glorious bulge and thigh gap. (Dont forget that sexy nanny cap)

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    If you call me hideous, I will find you.
    It can happen to Shrek, then it can happen to you.

    In-game name: Kitty Kat
     
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  3. AirWaveGamer

    AirWaveGamer Peasant

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    10/10 would shrek again
     
  4. Velocity_

    Velocity_ Peasant

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    My chin bounces blows just as effectively as my 2h.
    My nickname in school was Ki-Adi-Mundi.
    9/10 - IGN

    Steam: Velocity_
     
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  5. Malecar

    Malecar Peasant

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    Do I have to make myself even uglier this time to compete? I am not satisfied with my second place finish from last time.
    I crie evry tim

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    Steam: Malecar
     
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  6. Ouki

    Ouki Moderator Moderator

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  7. Fox

    Fox Squire Community Champion

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    I can hear everything, my eyes can zoom as far as an 20x scope, my perfect lips can penetrate even hardened steel plate, my perfect adams apple can deflect arrows and block enemies swings and even though I cannot smell I can taste colours.

    Steam name: Fox
     
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  8. Ross the Great

    Ross the Great Peasant

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    Ross the Ugly Has RETURNED! Better than ever might I add!
    Steam: Ross the Great

    My nickname is "ET's cousin no one talks about"
     

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  9. LordPatata

    LordPatata Peasant Community Champion

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  10. Wombacher_HRE

    Wombacher_HRE Peasant

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    Bow
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  11. Ferdnand

    Ferdnand Peasant Community Champion

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    King Ferdnand, the happy one
    Steam: King Ferdnand

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  12. Kino

    Kino Stranger

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  13. Yak

    Yak Knight Community Champion

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    Fox you sexy boi
     
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  14. Ouki

    Ouki Moderator Moderator

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    Was a close call between Ferdi and Malecar for me, Malecar did murder the other 2 contestants which might give him a helping hand but Ferdis ugliness and weirdness shown in that walk does it for me, that man must be truly hideous to his core, and we should reward him for that.
     
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  15. Malecar

    Malecar Peasant

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    I should have kept my original face, the one I changed it to was subpar compared to what it used to be.
     
  16. Acri

    Acri Peasant

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    A difficult decision I have to say..

    The way Ferdnand walks towards the crowd on that stage is magnificient! He doesn't over do it, but keeps a nice steady pace with an elegant pose fit for a royal, holding the mace as a scepter. Simple, but flawlessly executed performance by him. A perfect start for the contest, setting a bar up high for the next contestants :)

    Fox with the bow. Twitches uncontrollably as he walks the stage, doing moves that surely must have taken him months, if years to practice. And then...bam! suddenly aims the bow at one of the crowd members! To everyone's surprise though, he doesn't release the arrow! Also the way he holds the bow in one hand and sword in the other is a nice touch. Requires some serious coordination of both hands, another thing that must have taken him ages to practice. A solid performance by him :)

    Ah Patata. Wearing a beautiful dress! Must have cost him a small fortune. I can tell you, the peasants in his lands must have suffered for months while he was getting the tax money for the dress and that fancy sword of his, an absolutely beautiful thought! Just look at him, the dress is absolutely perfect and it suits him so well. He does some fancy parries as he walks the stage, spins around really showing off his good parts Just... just gorgeous! And that stab stance he assumes in the end doesn't leave any room for second guesses...this princess is serious. I can tell you, the crowd went absolutely insane during his performance. Unfortunately you can't really see it in the video.

    Wombacher's performance was solid, some nice parries as he walks the stage. As he reaches the end, a crazed man from the crowd jumps in front of him and attacks! At this point the crowd goes nuts and don't really know what the hell is happening! Wombacher puts down the attacker with a couple perfectly done swings with the sword, killing the crazed man instantly. We have just seen first blood in the contest! Beautiful! The crowd is confused if the crazed man was part of the performance or an attempt to sabotage the show, but it didn't matter....it only made Wombacher's performance even better!

    Malecar...I dont know what he took before the show but as soon as he enters the stage, all hell breaks loose. Swinging his sword in the air like a madman, froth around his mouth yelling unrecognizable words. As he reaches the crowd it feels like whatever drug he is on transfers into the crowd, they go absolutely insane! People start jumping on the stage attempting to attack Malecar! But they don't stand a chance against this crazy man...everyone that enters the stage, dies by his hand. Absolutely awesome bloodshed! What a way to end this contest!
     
  17. Siegbert

    Siegbert Squire Community Champion

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    Malecar's performance was pure Rock'n'Roll. He killed me as well and I wasn't even on the stage.
    He gets my vote!

    That said, I don't condone taking drugs for better performance, kids!
     
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  18. Wombacher_HRE

    Wombacher_HRE Peasant

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    The guy provoked me all the time with his gestures. He had to die!
     
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  19. Ouki

    Ouki Moderator Moderator

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    I laughed a lot at this one hahahaha, all were great tho.
     
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